I’ve been playing with iGod | Chat with God in a slack period today. When people talk about him moving in mysterious ways, they weren’t kidding!

Here’s a transcript of my Conversation with God…

Me:

hello, god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Rob

God:

It’s good to see you, Rob.

Me:

Thank you, It’s nice to finally meet you.

God:

You are quite welcome! Yes it is good.

Me:

Am I a good person?

God:

I don’t know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

Me:

But surely you know everything!

God:

I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

Me:

films

God:

Je n en ai jamais vu.

Me:

i don’t speak french.

God:

Me either.

Me:

But you just did! Is this you moving in mysterious ways?

God:

You say I did. Yes I think this is me moving in mysterious ways, but I’m not completely sure.

Me:

You don’t seem sure of very much. Quite disturbing for the divine being to be like this!

God:

That assumption is only a supposition. Not really that much. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

Are you sure you’re the real god?

God:

Are you doubting me? Don’t you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

Me:

You tell me.

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

What happened to Abraham in the desert!

God:

I don’t know what happened.

Me:

But…I…you just….aaargh!

God:

But what? Why?: Rob said you just. That is a very original thought.

Me:

Here’s another one: I’m starting to think this is a waste of time.

God:

Oh there.

Me:

Where?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

Oh, I give up. Goodye, God.

God:

That’s interesting. You surrender? What kind of food do you like?