Readers, I have a new heroine this morning. Jasmine Wallis was hospitalised after downing seven double espressos in a row while working in her family’s sandwich shop.
She says she didn’t realise they were doubles. I say she was just after that sweet sweet rush. And boy did she get it.
She said: “My nerves were all over the place. “I was crying in front of the customers and had tears streaming down my face.”
After going home she experienced frightening physical symptoms.
She added: “I was drenched. I was burning up and hyperventilating.
“I was having palpitations, my heart was beating so fast and I think I was going into shock.”
Oh, OK. So that’s unusual then. Maybe that’s why I’ve been getting strange looks from my clients lately…
EXCUSES AND HALF TRUTHS 