I hereby post notice of my intentions to engage in an interlude of amatory distraction with you. Following are my terms:
1) an exchange of tokens, serving as a draft contract of casual partnership, will take place during the hours of 9am to 12pm noon, February 14th.
2) A further meeting will be scheduled to take place on the evening of that day. This will consolidate earlier discussions on the nature of the forthcoming interlude.
3) The interlude will commence at a time and venue to be agreed by both parties, but preferably to take place that evening.
4) Negotiations on future contact between the two parties are not covered under the terms of this agreement.
Full terms and conditions can be found here.