The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 38

At the height of the Raise The Colours campaign last year, Union and St. George flags were illegally put onto thousands of lampposts up and down the country, a show of ugly racial intimidation cloaked in the illusion of patriotism—a pretty typical far-right gesture with bags of history. I remember the National Front in the late seventies using exactly the same tactics.

My commute into work was not safe from this baggage. The slip road from the M4 onto junction 7 onto Bath Road was littered with flags. Clearly provocation as Bath Road leads into Slough, one of the most multi-ethnic towns in Berkshire. It saddened me, that the racists were so emboldened. It was hardly surprising, though. They were at play in a political landscape in which monsters like Trump and Farage had their grubby mitts on the narrative.

Driving onto the slip road this week, and those flags have faced the intense scrutiny of good old British weather. The cheap Chinese-produced fabric has faded and shredded, the colour gone. They are nothing now but sad rags and tatters, hanging limply.

If you didn’t know what you were looking for, you wouldn’t be able to see them at all.

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 37

It’s been a tough week as a Trek fan. Losing both Walter Koenig and Sir Patrick Stewart in the course of a few days feels like I have been personally targeted. I’m sure a lot of us feel the same way. It’s not mourning, of course—I never spoke to either man, and have no idea what they were like as people. But the fundamental truth remains. I feel like, somehow, I’ve lost something that had important and meaning in my life. Ridiculous? Yes, absolutely. But it’s not a feeling I can rationalise away.

It’s a good excuse to watch some Trek this weekend, anyway. Wrath Of Khan and First Contact, perhaps.

Here’s a rather lovely overview of Patrick’s life and career, and a great interview with Walter from 2025, giving some insight into what it was like being a TV actor in the 60s.

Captain, My Captain.

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 36

There’s no more abrupt change in the seasons, I think, than the one between summer and autumn. A case in point — on Sunday morning, C and I were fettling about in the garden, moving some acers and working on the new border in t-shirts. At 3pm we stopped for a cuppa, and on the dunk of the second biscuit, fat drops of rain started to fall. The gardening day was done and, so, it seems, was summer. Jumpers and long-sleeves are coming out, as are the warmer jackets. I’ve started making stews and soups. The air and the light have changed, becoming somehow smokier, more diffuse. We’re sliding towards Samhain, bitches. Time to get gothy with it.

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 35

I am the proud owner of a 2012 MacBook Pro. It’s solidly built from aluminium, has a ton of ports and inputs (including a DVD drive), a great keyboard, a clear, sharp screen. Unfortunately Apple and most software devs, in the ever-present quest for the next bright bouncing ball, have left my old warhorse behind. It can’t run the latest versions of common web browsers and MacOS is at least seven major releases past anything the chipset can handle. But I don’t want to retire it just yet, even though a big-number birthday is coming up and I have an eye on A Shiny.

So, I did a bit of reading and YouTubing, and engaged in a geeksome project. I am proud to announce that my warhorse is now galloping along with an up-to-date version of Linux Mint in its saddlebags. It performs smoothly and easily, runs all the programmes I need and some I probably shouldn’t (hello Steam, you naughty timesink) and generally feels like a brand new laptop. All for free — the total cost was a few hours of time and an old USB stick.

If you have an old computer you’re thinking about binning (not just a Mac, the approach I’ve just outlined is a very viable solution for old Windows machines, especially those abandoned by Microsoft’s move to 11), have a nosy at some Linux distros. Installation and configuration is no one-click affair, but it’s simpler than you think. It took me a couple of hours all told. it keeps your tec off landfill and honestly, with the shenanigans of the American software giants, it might be worth shifting your allegiances to a more independent open-source solution.

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 34

You’d think as we slide into spooky season that activities in the garden would be slowing. That’s not how we roll. New fencing went up just before we took our trip to Norfolk, with the side benefit of clearing out a fresh border along the right-hand edge. Clare is deep in the zone of plotting, figuring out what to do with old friends who need a new home and what else to bring along to the party. I have been directed to dig holes, lug gravel to refresh the central path, and in general fetch, lift and carry. There is a Hippo-bag of fresh compost by the front door which needs barrowing into place. After the hot summer which forced us into unwilling inactivity, autumn feels like the time to get some real work done.

We’re already looking ahead. It’ll be spring before you know it.

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 33

Greetings from a converted stable-block somewhere near Mileham in Norfolk, the venue for one of our regular reset weeks. We go in as a twitching mass of nerves, neuroses and barely-contained psychotic break-states. We emerge on the other side as human beings. The plan—light, air, good food, drink and company, a bit of history, a bit of culture, a reconnection to the nice parts of the world. Expect a bulletin on all that next week.

We’re off to the seaside today. Fish and chips are on the agenda. Might even have a paddle.

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 32

Our trip into the capital last week was a real success. We ventured out on the hunt for interesting supplies and sundries to fuel C’s burgeoning passion for art. We are not alone — a visit to the new CassArts store in Kings Cross took half an hour to get to the tills, such was the crush of folks eager to make things with their hands. In a week when AI was all over the news for all the wrong reasons, it was healing and joyful to appreciate the simple pleasures of putting ink or paint down on smooth or nubbly paper. I used to draw all the time. C’s enthusiasm has got me wanting to pick up a pen again.

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 31

Another busy weekend ahead, as C and I hit That London on a stationery hunt (in fact, I’m running my pre-launch checks on a Paddington-bound train) and visit an extraordinary garden in an unexpected site. More on that next time, but for now let’s crack on, shall we?

In this episode of your soaraway Saturday Swipe — how to make your own zines, a truly great sporting interview and the re-emergence of some Ninth Art gold. Be joyful! The weekend starts here!

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 30

A busy weekend ahead. I’m co-presenting a screenwriting module at Reading Writers’ Writers Day this afternoon, with an extra work shift in Sunny Slough booked for tomorrow morning. Go, Robbie, go. So let’s crack straight on with this week’s Swipery, shall we?

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The Swipe Volume 4 Chapter 29

We’ve lived in Reading for over twenty years, and yet somehow the influx of younglings for the Reading Festival takes us by surprise every August Bank Holiday Weekend. The event has changed a lot over the years—far less rock and indie oriented, much more attuned to a young audience readying for college and uni who like their pop, dance and rap.

It’s bigger than ever, with an estimated attendance of 100,000 festival-goers over the weekend. I haven’t been in years, but always enjoy seeing the kids with their huge rollie suitcases and rucksacks, utterly unprepared for the experience which awaits them. Looks like this weekend is going to be a wet one. That won’t dampen the spirits—sometimes the rain makes for the most memorable experiences. I wish everyone heading off to Richfield Avenue a safe, fun time. Pro tip—the big Tesco on Napier Road might just save your life.

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