The Phantom Of Soho

It finally struck me when I walked down Berwick Street yesterday evening. It's never been the fanciest of places, and after the market stalls have closed up it feels abandoned, dirty, a bit sad.

But all of a sudden that feeling has gone up by a factor of ten. There's fancy new paving underfoot, which just accentuates the litter. And the shops on the right hand side, under the awning, are gone. All of them. A run from the Co-Op to the pub that used to be the Endurance. Reckless Records, Beatroot, that funny little pound store, the bookies. Vanished behind a sweep of hoarding that features photos of the shops and businesses that have just been wiped off the map.

 

This is not an elegy for the Soho that was. I come not to mourn the place. Progress has to be made, and Soho has been a shithole for as long as I've known it. But we have history, the old neighbourhood and I. And Lord knows, it's weird to see it slip away.

I've been here for twenty-five years, from runner to VT op to telecine op to “colourist” to… whatever the hell I am now. I've lost count of the times I've been offered sex and drugs. I've lost count of the times I've been asked if I can supply them. I've dodged the whores and the trannies and the pimps and the dealers, side-stepping the puddles of puke and piss and blood–some of which were my fault. It's an ugly place, Soho. A rat's warren of alleys and narrow streets where you could scare up pretty much any thrill that tickled your tiny mind. On a night shift you could feel the vampires lurking round the corner.

I've worked here for a very long time, and it's never looked worse. Because it's a building site now. And what's emerging from under the scaffolding is a monster.

I mean, I've never liked Soho, but at least we knew where we stood. A cantankerous relationship. Her in last night's dress, lippy smeared across her face in a crimson snarl. Me with bags under my eyes you could tote home the groceries in, tottering drunkenly after one too many shifts on a leaking wetgate. We'd been around each other enough to keep the knives in our pockets, out of sight. We'd spit at each other then back off, and that was a victory we could live with. It was horrible, but it made a kind of sense.

The Soho coming out of the chrysalis now is a different sort of ugly.

 

We're back in Berwick Street, and the chippy on the corner by The Blue Posts has closed for the last time. If you want fish and chips now, you have to go to the Golden Union, where they'll charge you almost double for something half as good. The pubs are cleaning up their act, and bumping their prices at the same time. Soho was never the cheapest place to drink, but they're taking the piss. The site of The Endurance now houses a “Chinese gastropub” called The Duck And Rice, that will cheerfully charge £7 for a pint of their custom home brew.

And don't get me started on the coffee. Or that there seem to be more tapas bars per square yard here than in downtown Barcelona.

Even the people are different. Clean. Nice shoes. Shiny hair. I hate every last bright-eyed one of them.

I walk past the places where I used to work. TVP, my first gig, a post-production company that took a chance on me for reasons I still can't quite fathom. The Golden Square site is office space now. The Poland Street site is a hole in the ground. Most of the Dean Street side of the last film lab in London, the place where I made a name for myself and earned some film credits, is a hotel. The rest will no doubt be following soon. I feel like a ghost, watching the world I knew remap itself.

Is there still a place here for me? Well, there's the question. TLC and I cashed in our two-bed end-of-terrace in Walthamstow for the house we now call home ten years ago. I commute in, gazing out of a train window as the green fields outside Twyford and Maidenhead are taken over by industrial estates and smoke-grey brick. Four days work a week. The fifth is used up just by traveling to and from Reading. I fill the time with writing, but it's still a slog.

Yet I'm still here. Twenty-five years, while most of the people I knew have moved on, and the town and the job mutates under my feet. I wish I could tell you why I can't let go. Maybe it's cowardice. Maybe I'm just scared to find out what happens when I have to find something else to do with my time.

But as the neighbourhood changes so irrevocably around me, maybe the choice is already being made. I can't let go of Soho, but there's no reason why Soho can't let go of me. One day, we'll cease to recognise each other. She's got a new dress on and a fresh lick of make-up. Me? Fuck, I just look old.

And that's the day when I leave her to the bright-eyed kids in the tapas bars. That's when I get on the train for the last time, and watch dry-eyed as the landscape outside my train window reels back from grey to green.

I have a feeling that it won't be long now.

 

 

My New Way To Prep Cherry Tomatoes Will Bowl You Over!

Cherry tomatoes are so good at this time of year, especially if you keep your eyes open for the English varieties. Perfect for snacking, but you'll find them most often in salads. And therein lies the problem.

Although they're a joy to pick up and eat, as soon as you throw cutlery into the equation, cherry tomatoes become slippery little buggers. That perfect tiny sphere is a nightmare to spear or cut, pinging away from your best efforts. More often than not, they'll end up in your lap (or someone else's) rather than your gob. You can chop them up a bit, of course, but you have the same problem with getting a blade to make purchase. That's when things get dangerous.

Rest easy, Readership. I have a way with cherry toms that couldn't be simpler, and makes them a pleasure to use and eat. And all you need are two bowls.

I'm talking about the sort of size receptacle that you'd normally put cereal in. There's a single proviso: one bowl needs to be slightly smaller than the other, so that they'll nest easily together.

All you do is put a handful of tomatoes in the bigger bowl, put the smaller one on top, and push. You'll hear a crack and a squish as the tomatoes break.

And that's it! No muss, no fuss. You now have crushed tomatoes in the bigger bowl, opened up but still in one piece. You can chop or tear them more finely, or leave them as they are. The other benefit: you'll notice that the process has also deseeded your toms, leaving juice and pips behind. Don't waste that juice: run it through a fine sieve back into the smaller bowl, and whisk in a tablespoon of white wine or cider vinegar, three tablespoons of good olive or rapeseed oil, and a little salt. Hey bingo–tomato vinaigrette.

Ooh, hey, I've just realised. You can use the same method to skin garlic. Just put a few cloves into the bigger bowl, and crush as before. You'll need to put a little more muscle in, then just listen for the crack as you bear down. The skins will come away from the cloves without any trouble.

Who said cooking has to be complex? Who said veg prep needs expensive equipment? Not me!

The A To Z Of SFF: A Is For Ant-Man


There’s been a great deal of ant-icipation over the last part of Marvel’s Phase Two output. But never mind, now we can all enjoy the ant-ics of Paul Rudd and company.

What do Rob and Clive, marooned ten billion light years from home and 600 years in the future make of it all? Does the movie match the hype, or is it all just a bit of an ant-iclimax?

The A To Z Of SFF: A Is For Angry Red Planet


Cyclomedia provides Rob and Clive with some 50’s Z-grade movie hokum. Join the crew of the Ulysses as they explore… the Angry Red Planet!

Warning: this episode contains rat-bat-spider-monsters.


Yes, it’s available to view on Dailymotion. Give it a look!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmsqw5_the-angry-red-planet_shortfilms

The A To Z Of SFF: A Is For “Aye, And Gomorrah…”



More short story action from Rob, Clive and that thrice-damn’d CycloMedia. This episode, they look at Samuel R. Delaney’s “Aye, And Gomorrah…”, a bracing antidote to the macho American view of what space explorers should be like.
Are we not men? Interesting question…


Dangerous Visions, the anthology in which “Aye, and Gomorrah…” appears, is back in print for the first time in decades. It’s one of the most important collections in SF, and and any selfrespecting fan-being should own a copy.

The A To Z Of SFF: A Is For ‘–All You Zombies–’


 

This time, Rob and Clive look at a classic bit of SF from one of the masters, Robert A. Heinlein. If you’re expecting macho space battles and right-wing posturing, think again. ‘–All You Zombies–’ is a time travel tale with one hell of a familial twist…


 

How complicated is it? Well, why don’t we let Ray Stevens try to explain…


 

Encounters And Departures: Miami Vice

One of the great sadnesses in shuttering the X&HT Speakeasy was that we never got the chance to realise the dream of a long-form discussion on the crime films of Michael Mann.

Now, with his latest, Blackhat, available to rent or buy, friend of the blog Chris Rogers attempts to redress the balance with a discussion of arguably Mann’s finest work: his big screen reworking of Miami Vice. 

Enjoy this one. 

One of these mornings
it won’t be very long
They will look for me
and I’ll be gone

– ‘One of These Mornings’, Moby

Few dramatic film-makers have pursued a theme more relentlessly or more absorbingly than Michael Mann’s near-forty year investigation into characters who commit themselves to a personal code of ethics that defines their loyalties, their actions and their life, and which ultimately defines their fate. Credos are tested to the limit as men fight the unexpected occurrence that disrupts a long-held plan, resist the sudden need to act now, or find themselves acting on an accelerated timescale that is not of their making.

The struggle often sees such characters progressively discarding possessions, homes, friends and lovers as they mark out their own route through this world, leading many to describe the results as existentialist. Given the frequency with which he returns to this subject and the manner in which he has developed and refined his own very specific cinematic space within which these stories occur, Mann himself is surely caught by this analysis.

Crucially he is unconcerned as to whether these men adopt a moral or immoral position, and so is far less interested in the line – or the width of the line – that divides the two than he is with the strength of will needed to retain such a stance no matter what. This is seen in the variation of viewpoint adopted by Mann across the three contemporary crime films he has written and directed that share this theme most clearly, and which can therefore be considered key stages in its exploration: Thief (1980), Heat (1995) and Miami Vice (2006). Whether shifting now to the bad, now to the good, or occasionally stabilising for a moment on the way, Mann treats each equally and instead always tests the ability of protagonist, antagonist or indeed both to hold to their stated beliefs.

Thus in Thief events are seen almost exclusively from the criminal point of view; both Frank and Leo are irredeemable. Each, though, has a very different idea of right and wrong within that world, and both are portrayed as more honest in some ways than the police, who are corrupt and incompetent. With Heat the ethical pendulum falls to its midpoint – there is a clear divide between robber Neil McCauley and detective Vincent Hanna and no suggestion that either will cross it – and so the line becomes a mirror, reflecting the other’s actions.

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The perspective swings firmly to the side of law and order in Miami Vice, Mann’s latest iteration of this theme and his feature rendering of the 1984-89 television series created by Anthony Yerkovich for which Mann acted as executive producer. Despite complete immersion in an undercover identity to the extent that he falls in love with a criminal and his partner expresses concerns over “which way is up”, Crockett retains a clear – even fierce – vision of his true purpose.

Yerkovich’s characters were darker, more meditative and more melancholic than is commonly supposed, even before the major shift that occurred in the fourth season. Pared back to their essence and re-formed for the harder sensibilities of the new millennium, they presented an ideal armature for Mann’s enquiry to be built around. In addition, although Mann was the person most directly responsible for setting the programme’s look through his integration of photography, costume, location and music, he directed not a single episode. A theatrical version allowed Mann to correct this and bring his ongoing exploitation of digital photography’s possibilities into that mood mix.

The result is a completely real and utterly present combination of concept, plot and dialogue in which character is conveyed briskly and the whole is delivered in a cinematic envelope stripped of excess and (re)constructed in precise tones. Its success extends beyond Miami Vice’s position as simply a variation on a personal theme; it is arguably the purest, leanest, truest example of its genre yet seen, without a single wasted frame or syllable but with a weight of intent, meaning and emotional impact.

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Mann signals his method from the outset, making no concession to convention or context and immediately dropping the viewer into the story via a sensually audacious cold open that is an instant transition between our world and the characters’. Despite being reduced to visual and aural minima, it is stylish and powerful and demands attention, also demonstrating Mann’s understanding of music’s relationship to film. The scene establishes Crockett and Tubbs as men completely in control of their environment, even after an unexpected phone call that alters their immediate plans. This is though the time that begins the testing of Crockett against his beliefs.

When he and Tubbs step out of the throbbing club and into the night air, their situation atop the roof of a downtown high-rise, a sky full of torn cloud in bruised blues, violets and purples, stands as a metaphor for what follows. On that rooftop, they are in a shifting, liminal space above the everyday, where boundaries blur from the sharp and the simple, and what lies beyond is unclear. Further night-time meetings continue this subtle destabilisation, first with their informant Stevens, then with FBI agent Fujima and – pivotally – with Arcángel de Jesús Montoya, compellingly played by Luis Tosar. Although by this point Crockett has already met Isabella, the magnetic influence that risks diverting him from his true course, it is only here, with Mann compressing the presence of Crockett, Isabella, Tubbs and Montoya from town to convoy to car, that a spark is created. The space of that SUV interior – a protective carapace or womb – represents the denied territory that is Montoya’s world and the temptation that accompanies it.

It is important to note that, eschewing the grand, operatic arcs of HeatMiami Vice is a far more intimate work. The doomed relationship between Crockett and Isabella is at its heart and is responsible for some of its softer passages, countering the mercilessness of the principal action. The film is also about fragility and surface, especially the refraction of truth as it passes through the multiple layers of falsehood borne by almost every character. They may not accept or even know this – some are even misleading themselves. Certainly that applies to Crockett and Isabella but we, like them, are content to believe for now since it gives both an exit, however momentarily, from the surrounding horrors. The refreshing, almost child-like simplicity of many of their exchanges, in direct and very conscious opposition to the cold techno-talk of waypoints, velocities and percentages found elsewhere, reflects this: “How fast does that go?/It goes very fast/Show me…”

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The extraordinary scene these lines introduce, almost a tone poem thanks to Mann’s backing of it with Moby’s remix of his track One of these Mornings, is lyrical, hypnotic, taking the characters out of their worlds, suspending them in time and space and acting as a bridge between one reality and another, whether political (America vs Cuba) or personal. It is a moment brilliantly translated by Mann from his screenplay: “In seven seconds they’re doing over 70 knots in strong light, ripped by wind. Behind them are ocean and sky and twenty-foot plumes […] The boat vibrates, the engines scream”

It is also a direct quote from the series…

…and not a casual one – the detectives’ original lieutenant had just been killed, leaving them in limbo and paving the way for the introduction of Edward James Olmos as Castillo and a critical time for Tubbs. In the new film the dreamlike atmosphere is echoed but darkened in the later, static shot of the Miami skyline looming hazily, almost unreachably though actually quite inescapably on the horizon as Crockett returns from his sojourn, having stepped purposefully but temporarily toward his “fabricated identity”.

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Whether in Haiti or Havana we see Mann employing another element of the cinematic space he has reserved for these works; an intimate concern for geography and architecture.

A blend of sky, land and buildings particular to each place is important to Mann, who invariably now shoots entirely on location with no studio sets. The importance of architecture to Mann is seen in his screenplay, here describing Isabella’s Cuban home: “The paint on the outside of this house is peeling and patinaed with stain. The yard is overgrown. The stucco fence around the streamline deco facade is crumbling from weather and time…Crockett watches the ocean from the balcony of the futuristic villa in Verdado… A futurism from 1939, peeling aqua, aging science fiction”. The spalling concrete columns and faded paint of the film locations match this exactly, contrasting with the slick contemporary interiors elsewhere. Even the weather and atmospherics are considered, as has been seen.

Mann never loses sight of the story and the characters with these places – their appearance is important, yes, but the selections have significance beyond this. Thus in Mann’s initial draft script, it is notable that the Haiti meet takes place in a graveyard (“Shadows on white limestone monuments. Bird songs”). In the film, the chaos of Cuidad del Este’s streets symbolises the loss of control felt by Crockett and Tubbs as they move into foreign waters; the Classical portico of the Scottish Rite Masonic temple in Miami looms like a floodlit headstone as they drive to the final showdown; illuminated freeway overpasses are portals into other worlds. Even dockside cranes form a stage for the participants’ performances, actors in their own dramas.

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This truth-telling sensibility is carried over into the carefully chosen ethnicities of the characters and the actors who play them. Take Fujiyama; a Japanese name, but a Caucasian face and an Irish actor. No explanation is offered for this, and we immediately accept that none is required. Other such melanges appear freely throughout the film – detectably British bodyguards for Montoya, Russian undercover FBI agents working on US soil, Isabella being French-Chinese, from Angola. More such tantalising references are peppered throughout the screenplay, even if they do not translate to the screen – the film’s Castillo has “a past somewhere between CIA and the Jesuits” and there is more detail on the Cold War politics of Isabella’s childhood. In publicity for the film Mann contended that Miami is most usefully seen as the northern tip of South America rather than the reverse, and his scenes have the authenticity of photo-reportage as a result of this perceptive approach to time, place and origin.

In a Mann film, actions are actions and not descriptions of actions. His reputation for designing and directing fire-fights is deserved, and dates primarily from the astonishing robbery scene half-way through Heat. There, it was originally staged in a way that felt unprecedentedly real, but importantly was offered without pretence, simply as another step in the story arising organically from what came before. Much of its impact therefore derived from its unexpectedness. All three principles are the key to Mann’s approach to this most clichéd of tropes and his reinvention of it, and all three inform the reflected equivalent in Miami Vice.

As with his deployment of brand-name products, which are used extensively but always in character and never fetishized, there is none of the swagger around gunplay that finds its way into almost every other comparable film, even with the best directors – a gun is a tool, nothing more and nothing less, and as with any tool, if employed by a professional its usage will appear natural and the result of that usage will be entirely as he expected.

Mann’s endings are special; conclusive yet open, reassuring yet avoiding pat homilies. They reinforce the idea that his films are slices of real lives, happening now, that we have glimpsed through an open door as we walk by. In Miami Vice, Crockett lets Isabella go – indeed, forces her away – and returns to his true path, as “we have no future.” Isabella watches Crocket drive away, just as he watched her when they first truly met.

The moment, lived, is past. Time is luck.

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 Chris Rogers is a writer on culture, design, architecture and the cross-points between them. You can find more of his work on his website, http://www.chrismrogers.net

The A To Z OF SFF: A Is For Asimov… again.


As anticipated, Cyclomedia wouldn’t let it lie. We’re back with more on the legendary Isaac Asimov, including a spin round the epic Foundation Saga, and a general muse about what it is that has made the author just such an enduring favourite.

I mean, even here in the 27th Century the guy’s a big deal.

The A To Z Of SFF: A Is For ASIMOV

It’s impossible to talk about SF without discussing Isaac Asimov. Rob and Clive tease out some of the themes and ideas in the Robot books, and we find out if CycloMedia knows or cares about the Three Laws Of Robotics.

We have the feeling this’ll go to a two-parter….